ITALIA.- PRACE DLA KOBIET JAKIKOLWIEK WIEK ZAWSZE AKTUALNE

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Proponujemy PRACE STAŁE oraz TYMCZASOWE w ITALII jako PRACOWNICE DOMOWE PRZY RODZINACH,DZIECIACH,STARSZYCH.
MOżLIWOSCI TEZ:- w hotelach i restauracjach oraz w innych zawodach np PIELèGNIARKI.

Kwaterunek + PEŁNE utrzymanie + pŁaca minimum(mniejsze odmawiamy) :- 800 euro miesiècznie. Wiek:- 18 do 55 i starsze pod warunkiem że ZDROWE.Wykluczone.- alkohol + tytoń (tylko zewnątrz pomieszczen z rzadkimi wyjątkami).

ZBèDNY-NIEPOTRZEBNY :- Italiano(jèzyk). NIEZBèDNE-POTRZEBNE:-rzetelność + odporność + sympatia + uczciwość.Termin najlepszy:- 1 rok i dŁużej z przerwami-wakacji do uzgodnienia z pracodawcą.Mozliwość prac tymczasowych (studentki,itd) chociaż wiekszość pracodawców woli na dŁugi okres.Mozliwość postèpu-zmiany finansowej (wiècej euro)+ pracy (też do biurowej ) z postèpem osobistym i znajomosci Wloskiego.

Biura pracy prywatne + państwowe + indiwidualni pośrednicy = mile widziane.

OFERTY ZAWSZE AKTUALNE.

Jest ironia światowa że w biedniejszych krajach jest BRAK PRACY a w bogatszych BRAK LUDZI DO PRACY bo tubylcy po prostu mając €uro nie chca pracowac w pewnych zawodach lub wogóle. Tak jak twierdziŁ Einstein:- "Są dwie rzeczy bez granic :- wszechświat i gŁupota ludzka.- O pierwszym mam jeszcze wątpliwośći." Z bardziej inteligentnych ludzi rodzi siè EMIGRACJA staŁa lub tymczasowa.
Dzièki komunikacji bajer "biednych emigrantów" skończyŁ siè lata temu :- dziś np jeśli bankier milioner Amerykański ma lepszą oferte lub/i bezpieczność(patrz Madonna w Anglii) w Paryżu bierze rodzine i prywatny samolot i jedzie do Francji. Dzièki technologii- tez niestety wojennej- i ekologii- też niestety brudasow przemyslowych(i nie tylko) jak np (Ras)Putin i Chiny - PLANETA ZIEMIA jest naszą JEDYNA PRAWDZIWA OJCZYZNA.

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